He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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