"it" just moved
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I can't trust your balls anymore.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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