I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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