so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I booty called her while she was in labor.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
