This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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