My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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