Its about making memories worth repressing
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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