what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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