C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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