Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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