Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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