none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
A bitchslap is in order.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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