it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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