So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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