She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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