Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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