fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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