its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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