I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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