I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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