I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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