Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
‪Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best. ‬
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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