This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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