So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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