He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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