I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
