But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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