He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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