Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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