Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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