Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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