Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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