Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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