Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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