I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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