I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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