Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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