Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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