You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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