I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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