Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
be right there i have to get my cape
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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