Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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