Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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