It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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