If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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