woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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