You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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