don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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