apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have feelings that need drinking.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Ladies don't puke and tell
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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