puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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