everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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