i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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