Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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