Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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