So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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